The Unshy Report

Five taps. About twenty seconds. We read your Ai habits, then show you the line your Ai says to you most. On a shirt.

Private unless you share it.

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Private unless you share it.

Your Ai chat history leaks tomorrow. How bad is it? Post it. I’m proud. Mostly work stuff. Mildly embarrassing. I’m changing my name.

How do you talk to your Ai? Please and thank you. Always. Like a coworker I tolerate. ALL CAPS when it’s wrong. I’ve apologized to it.

It asks “Should I proceed?” You: Read the whole plan first. “yes” (didn’t read it) Already at lunch.

Your Ai apps right now: Just one. We’re exclusive. 2 or 3. It’s casual. 4+. It’s complicated. They all know about each other.

You hit your usage limit. You: Touch grass. Finally. Switch to another Ai. Open a second account. Stare at the countdown.

Last thing you asked your Ai? (optional) Fix my code. Fix my email. Name my startup. Is it me or them?

Be honest. Who’s smarter? (optional) Me. It. We’re a team. Don’t make me answer that.